Lovely.

Mr. John Mayer, I'd appreciate if we could also do something not so cute. Thanks.

gmail - undo send!

This is amazing. 

Don't you love it when you send an email out for a job and forget to attach your resume?

UNDO.

Good Morning, 3/5/09.

Waking up today at 11am is a new record for this week. I am going to start looking for another job, and also I am going to start working out. I need to look good in my 40 dollar, 250 dollar dress for my 21st. Last night I yelp'd a string of bars in the city that are hoppin' on Wednesday nights.

So, I gave up meat for lent. I've been feeling tubby, which does not make sense to me but if it keeps up I'm re-introducing white meat into my diet. I've had a few accidents like tonight - I had to drive an hour home at around 120am (after I got lost in Vacaville for a good 20) I pit stopped to McDonalds for a mocha which wasn't that good and I was like ftw, I'm getting fries and chicken nuggets. Not until I was halfway done with my second nugget did I realize I was eating chicken. Whoops. I was pretty giddy and I blame that for my brain fart.

Long Beach bound tomorrow night.
Adios.

Special Request Haiku.

Beat me at Go Karts
But it's okay I don't mind
Come get in my bed.

A How To: Suprise a co-worker with a loving LOLcat.

So, at work now we have only 1 desk and one computer. One day last month, I found a wonderful surprise in Crystal's desk because it doubles as mine whenever I'm here. Ice Breakers Tropical Sours. They are DELICIOUS. I'm afraid I'm going to eat them all every time I work. I decided to let crystal know in a nice way, and in a way that she won't get mad at me - that I eat them in excess all the time.

Here's a way to let a co worker know that you're eating all of their drawer candy and they simply can't/won't get mad at you for it.

Step 1.
Think of a clever caption to put on your LOLcat message. I was thinking to myself, HEY! I'm in your Drawer! Eating all your Ice Breakers! lol speak translation, "I'm in ur drawer. Eatin' all ur Ice Breakrz." You get it.

Step 2.
Think of an appropriate picture to search for, in this case - Drawer. Visit www.icanhascheezburger.com and search your keyword.


Step 3.
Use lolcat builder to caption your picture.


Step 4.
Drag to desktop


Step 5.
Use PS or whatever picture editing program to print

Step 6.
Scale to appropriate size.


Step 7.
Print.


Step 8.
Cut out your new lol.


Step 9.
Apply tape &


Stick lol on candy/snacks.


Step 10.
Put back where it rightfully belongs.




Now I wait until Friday to see if she writes me a note back!

Haikus about life, 3/3/09.

Missed one day of math
Now I'm 4 sections behind
Fuck your intercepts.

Superior Court
$93 dollars richer
Hope it really helps.

English lab PC
My pen drive froze your system
Then you lost my .doc

I think you are cute
Even when you sleep because
You don't snore, you purr.

Just ate lots of chips
Hate buying gross salsa when
I can make better.

Good thing I'm awake
Catching 230 re-run
Of Chelsea Lately.

Hello March.

This morning I woke up at 1:30 in the afternoon.